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Thanksgiving jokes...

Saturday, November 16, 2013

I know the wife bought a turkey. But where on earth did she put the bird?

Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November in the United States.
Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the second Monday in October in Canada. emoticon

Will and Guy's Five Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Asked to write a composition entitled, 'What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,' one student wrote, 'I am thankful that I'm not a turkey.' emoticon

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. emoticon

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy. emoticon

Hope you have a great Thanksgiving ! chris
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