Customer: Why are your wristwatches so expensive?
Salesman: Time is money.
Which familiar features on the face of the Man in the Moon are created by the Sea of Showers and the Sea of Serenity on the lunar surface?
The eyes. The Sea of Showers or Sea of Rains (Mare Imbrium, in Latin) is the left eye; the Sea of Serenity (Mare Serenitatis) is the right eye.
Ten most watched comedy series finales
1. M*A*S*H (1983), 105.94 million viewers
2. Cheers (1993), 84.4 million viewers
3. Seinfeld (1998) 76.3 million viewers
4. Friends (2004), 52.46 million viewers
5. The Cosby Show (1992) 44.4 million viewers
6. All in the Family (1979), 40.2 million viewers
7. Family Ties (1989), 36.3 million viewers
8. Home Improvement (1999), 35.5 million viewers
9. Frasier (2004), 33.7 million viewers
10. Everybody Loves Raymond (2005), 32.9 million viewers
In any given year, there are at least 60 televised entertainment award shows.
Fun Apple Facts (I have a bushel of these (get it? A bushel!
)so I will be giving a few every day till I run out.)
(Can anyone tell me why SparkPeople doesn't have an apple emoticon?
1. Apples are a member of the rose family.
2. Americans eat an average of 18 pounds of fresh apples each year.
3. Fresh apples float because 25% of their volume is air.