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Euphemisms For Being Stupid,

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

A beer short of a six pack.

A brick short of a load.

A couple of eggs shy of a dozen.

A couple of gallons short of a full tank.

A few ants short of a picnic.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

A few bricks short of a pile.

A few bricks short of a wall.

A few cards short of a deck.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

A few of sheep short of an orgy.

A few peas short of a casserole.

A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce.

A few trucks short of a convoy.

A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner.

A pepperoni short of a pizza.

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

About as bright as a burnt-out 20 watt light bulb.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.

As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

As much use as a one-legged man at an butt-kicking contest.

As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

As quick as a tortoise on Prozac.

As smart as bait.

As useful as a screen door on a submarine.

As useful as a wooden frying pan.

As useful as boobs on a bull.

Body by God, Mind by Mattel.

Bright as Alaska in December.
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