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Christian Humor: Christian Songs

Monday, November 11, 2013



A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I'm going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison The Old Rugged Cross.

The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing Amazing Grace.

The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang There Is Power in the Blood.

The pastor said 'Sex.' The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way in the back of the church, a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing Precious Memories.
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HIMELISSA2007 11/15/2013 7:35PM

    So cute and hilarious...sounds like it may have actually happened. ..silly

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IDLETYME 11/15/2013 12:49PM

    Thanks for the great laugh - really cute! emoticon

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BABY_GIRL69 11/14/2013 5:52PM

    WOW!

God bless,

Dee

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MISSDAISY23 11/13/2013 1:41PM

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APHRODIDTE 11/13/2013 1:21PM

    Haha! Thanks for the laugh, it's good medicine!

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WHYTEBROWN 11/12/2013 10:54AM

    Smh!!! emoticon

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PATTYKLAVER 11/12/2013 9:13AM

    People will usually say "Out of the mouths of babes...". I love talking to older people. They aren't afraid to say anything.

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PURPLELVR7 11/12/2013 7:06AM

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JULIE_DV 11/12/2013 5:53AM

    Awwww...LOL!

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BRADMILL2922 11/12/2013 12:19AM

    Lol! Nice :)

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KIM22211 11/11/2013 11:02PM

    lol!!!!

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JOANIE69 11/11/2013 10:35PM

    emoticon Laughter is GOOD medicine! emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 11/11/2013 9:39PM

    ROFL! That is hilarious!

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TERI-RIFIC 11/11/2013 8:03PM

    LOL emoticon

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GABY1948 11/11/2013 6:50PM

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GODSCHILDAMYB 11/11/2013 5:15PM

    I don't know what to say to that!..LOL

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ANHELIC 11/11/2013 4:18PM

    Funny and so smart

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KITT52 11/11/2013 3:17PM

    ohhhhh that is so funny and so smart ....

have a healthy day

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LOWCARBRENEE 11/11/2013 3:04PM

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NICOLETTEJJ 11/11/2013 2:49PM

    lol! emoticon

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ALICIA214 11/11/2013 1:44PM

 


Love it...


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SILVER1369 11/11/2013 12:39PM

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SANDRALEET 11/11/2013 12:39PM

    That was funny at the same time true sex to many is a thing we hide

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COOP9002 11/11/2013 12:23PM

    Oh my.

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