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23 Observations on getting older?

Monday, November 11, 2013

Honestly my friends have got to stop sending me this stuff in e-mail. I AM NOT OLD....but it sure seems to hit home??!!

Hope you get a smile out of at least a few of these. My OLD boss sent them tonight!
****** 23 ADULT OBSERVATIONS******
1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing.
Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod …….. and how was your day? This is what happens when old people start using technology!

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SHAKESALOT 11/16/2013 9:17PM

    emoticon emoticon Thank you ..... funny,

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JLKL1980 11/13/2013 5:54PM

    This was hilarious! Made my day.

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Joy

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KICK-SS 11/13/2013 1:14AM

    Oh! Those were funny!! Good job. emoticon

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DENVERSUZ 11/12/2013 7:47AM

  Completely awesome. Thanks!!

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BRADMILL2922 11/12/2013 6:23AM

    I was all ready to pick out a few that were absolutely true but the list is too long! LOL! Love this! I do have to say that #16 & #23 made me laugh the most emoticon

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CYBERCITYSHELL 11/12/2013 2:34AM

    Hehe, I love the last bit with the ipod emoticon emoticon

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STEVEN2GO2 11/11/2013 10:36AM

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EMILY0724 11/11/2013 10:03AM

    so many truths! Thanks for the smile!

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THINFITFEMINIST 11/11/2013 7:56AM

    OMG!! That last part was hilarious! I'll remember to stop listening to my music with my earplugs in! OMG!

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NANCYPAT1 11/11/2013 7:20AM

    Too funny and oh so wonderful

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JACKIE15108 11/11/2013 7:11AM

    I'm laughing so hard...thanks I needed this!!!

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TERRY0217 11/11/2013 6:46AM

    I can relate to alot of these...lol...thank you so much for the blog...you made my morning!

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JACKSGRAN 11/11/2013 6:21AM

    If I could just add to #11 -

'but there is never a point when you know that somebody else SHOULD be doing something productive for the day

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Love it - and I'm nowhere near old

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RASPBERRY56 11/11/2013 5:26AM

    Couldn't agree more with #7, 16 & 17!

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