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Shooting the bull!!!!


Sunday, November 10, 2013





An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:





"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....



The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:





"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,



"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."



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NORASPAT 11/11/2013 5:21PM

    WHOA, What a hoot that was. Thanks Pat in Maine.

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WINE4GIRL 11/11/2013 7:35AM

    No kidding!
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KAYDE53 11/10/2013 7:25PM

    emoticon (poor bull)

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ANHELIC 11/10/2013 4:06PM

    Thanks Mary Anne. I think you hit the nail on the head in both US and Canada. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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CATLADY52 11/10/2013 3:46PM

    He's got it right! emoticon

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LASARRE 11/10/2013 3:03PM

    Thanks for sharing lol

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1CRAZYDOG 11/10/2013 11:05AM

    If this weren't so true, I'd crack a smile as wide as the Grand Canyon! Thanks for sharing a truth!

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LOUIE-LILY 11/10/2013 10:59AM

    Yup, that about covers it!
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CAPECODDOGFISH 11/10/2013 10:43AM

    How true!!

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GINIEMIE 11/10/2013 10:18AM

    Mary Anne this is perfect, my smile so big and I'm giggling as I write.
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 11/10/2013 10:06AM

    A great big THANK YOU for sharing this SMILE !! And that is no BULL
Happy restful Sunday !
Audra

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