Sunday, November 10, 2013
Why did the credit card go to jail?
It was guilty as charged.
Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's topic - the problems of dining out.
She talked about alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings, and having meat broiled instead of fried.
Finally she turned the question over to the group for discussion. "What is the greatest problem you encounter when going out to eat?"
Replied one woman quickly, "Running into you!"