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Christian Humor: The Sunday School Lesson

Thursday, November 07, 2013



The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the cattle in pieces and laid it upon the altar. And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this three times. (1 Kings 18:17- 40)

"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the cattle on the altar?"


A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm.
"To make the gravy."
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HIMELISSA2007 11/15/2013 7:38PM

    Again silly...

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GODSCHILDAMYB 11/15/2013 4:19PM

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BRADMILL2922 11/11/2013 5:06AM

    Funny! emoticon

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IGNITEME101 11/11/2013 1:13AM

    emoticon That was precious!

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SUEPERWOMAN 11/10/2013 2:50PM

   

Hahahahhaha, so cute!

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WAY2GOCAT 11/10/2013 6:59AM

    Cute emoticon

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MISSLISA1973 11/9/2013 5:55PM

    Out of the mouths of babes...! emoticon

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BABY_GIRL69 11/8/2013 6:00PM

    Too funny...

God bless your heart & thank you for sharing!

Dee

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STITCH4EVER 11/8/2013 5:13PM

    I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. HA HA HA!

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LOSTLIME 11/8/2013 10:17AM

    That's cute! emoticon

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PATTYKLAVER 11/8/2013 7:53AM

    Love it!

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JOANIE69 11/8/2013 7:31AM

    Never heard that one before...too cute! emoticon

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PURPLELVR7 11/8/2013 7:02AM

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KIM22211 11/8/2013 3:25AM

    SMART GAL!!! LOL

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LIVELYGIRL2 11/8/2013 1:04AM

  Now that's orginal and entertaining.

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SUNFLOWERGAMMY 11/7/2013 9:45PM

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GRAMMYEAC 11/7/2013 9:40PM

    Pretty astute!

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HIKETOHEIGHTS 11/7/2013 7:49PM

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COCK-ROBIN 11/7/2013 7:15PM

    LOL!

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859320 11/7/2013 6:34PM

    emoticon You never know what a child is going to say.

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3016DEBRA 11/7/2013 6:12PM

  Out of the mouths of babes... emoticon

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ANHELIC 11/7/2013 5:07PM

    Cute answer!!! emoticon

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4KWALK 11/7/2013 2:34PM

    From the mouths of children come some of the most logical answers.
Thanks for sharing this with us. emoticon

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NICOLETTEJJ 11/7/2013 1:34PM

    haha! emoticon

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LINOVER 11/7/2013 12:53PM

    Sounds logical to me! emoticon

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MAUREENIE1 11/7/2013 12:19PM

    That's cute!

Once when we were in church, the Pastor said, " Now we are going to partake in the Lord's Supper". When the bread was passed to us in a silver tray, the little girl beside me said, " It looks more like the Lord's snack!" This is a true story!
Honest!!!!

Comment edited on: 11/7/2013 12:20:01 PM

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IDLETYME 11/7/2013 12:08PM

    Oops!! I don't think that was the answer he was looking for! emoticon

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HEISTHEANSWER 11/7/2013 11:49AM

    So funny!

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    LOL!! That's funny!! emoticon

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