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Monday 11-4-2013 Assortment

Monday, November 04, 2013

A young man took his girlfriend out to a nice dinner. During dessert he said, “There’s something I have to confess to you. The whole time we’ve been going out, I’ve been secretly seeing a psychiatrist.”
His girlfriend kissed him on the cheek and said, “It’s okay, sweetie. The whole time we’ve been dating, I’ve been secretly seeing a lawyer and a football coach.”
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What year in the future was Tomorrowland designed to represent when Disneyland opened in Anaheim, California, in 1955?

1986. Tomorrowland has been updated several times since then.
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On Arrested Development, Lucille Bluth adopts a Korean teenager who she thinks is named Annyong, because that’s what he says whenever anyone says hello to him. But they’re mistaken: Annyong is the Korean word for “hello.” In the last episode of the series, the boy reveals that his name is a Korean word meaning “one day.” His grandfather gave him the name and sent him to the US to exact revenge on the Bluths “one day” for stealing a business idea from him. The word for “one day” in Korean, and the boy’s real name: Hel-Loh.
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Survey results: Democrats are 124% more likely to watch Mad Men than Republicans are.
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