Monday, November 04, 2013
A young man took his girlfriend out to a nice dinner. During dessert he said, “There’s something I have to confess to you. The whole time we’ve been going out, I’ve been secretly seeing a psychiatrist.”
His girlfriend kissed him on the cheek and said, “It’s okay, sweetie. The whole time we’ve been dating, I’ve been secretly seeing a lawyer and a football coach.”
What year in the future was Tomorrowland designed to represent when Disneyland opened in Anaheim, California, in 1955?
1986. Tomorrowland has been updated several times since then.
On Arrested Development, Lucille Bluth adopts a Korean teenager who she thinks is named Annyong, because that’s what he says whenever anyone says hello to him. But they’re mistaken: Annyong is the Korean word for “hello.” In the last episode of the series, the boy reveals that his name is a Korean word meaning “one day.” His grandfather gave him the name and sent him to the US to exact revenge on the Bluths “one day” for stealing a business idea from him. The word for “one day” in Korean, and the boy’s real name: Hel-Loh.
Survey results: Democrats are 124% more likely to watch Mad Men than Republicans are.