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Saturday, November 02, 2013

Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, "If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan." The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful. -Jay Leno

Anybody try to sign up for the Obamacare? It's impossible, and everybody's furious. The Republicans are upset about Obamacare because something they tried to stop now won't get started. -David Letterman

You know who's known for playing pranks? George Clooney. He pulls pranks on movie sets. He played one on me once. It's a true story. Back in 2007, I actually paid 10 bucks to see "Oceans 13." You got me, George!
-Craig Ferguson

Tickets for tonight's World Series game cost more than any baseball tickets in history. The average price was $2,000. So you could sell your car to buy a couple or grow a disgusting beard and pretend you are on the Red Sox and sneak in. -Jimmy Kimmel

Krispy Kreme says it will give a free doughnut to any customer who shows up wearing a costume on Halloween. So if you're the kind of person willing to take the time to dress up in a costume just to get a free doughnut, then yes, you've hit rock bottom. -Jimmy Fallon

Over the weekend a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Out of habit the parents briefly looked over the newborn baby and then went home and bought a cheaper baby on Amazon. -Conan O'Brien

There's a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future generations. When you think about it, it's hard to care. What have these future generations ever done for us? -Jimmy Kimmel
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FORESTPAL 11/6/2013 2:19PM

    Loved all of these. Please keep it up.

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PB4WEGO 11/2/2013 10:57AM

    emoticon Thanks for the laugh.

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MARJORIEWRIGHT 11/2/2013 10:11AM

    Pretty sad in a way.

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SANDISOCAROLINA 11/2/2013 6:12AM

    emoticon Thanks for the night cap. Turning in now. emoticon

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WEARINGTHIN 11/2/2013 2:15AM

    Some of these are pretty funny. A good way to end my Sparknite. Glenn

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