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Christian Humor: The Atheist and the Bear


Saturday, November 02, 2013

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.

He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful...AMEN!"

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GODSCHILDAMYB 11/15/2013 4:12PM

    That WAS good......LOL emoticon

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GODZDESIGN95 11/9/2013 7:01PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon on no LOL! that is good!

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SRODMAN 11/5/2013 8:40AM

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for laugh!!!!!!!!! emoticon

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LORRAINE10141 11/4/2013 4:19PM

    Hysterical!

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GRAMMYEAC 11/3/2013 7:20AM

    God works in strange and wondrous ways!

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MS_SWEETHEART 11/2/2013 9:25PM

    Love it! emoticon

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WHYTEBROWN 11/2/2013 5:48PM

    I've heard this before but it was an atheist and a shark! Still funny though!

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4KWALK 11/2/2013 2:13PM

    Love this. I still feel sorry for the atheist.

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COOP9002 11/2/2013 1:09PM

    Cute.

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LOUIE-LILY 11/2/2013 9:23AM

    I've read this before but never remember the punch line - emoticon
Thanks for the laugh this morning! emoticon
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KITT52 11/2/2013 8:07AM

    very cute....thanks for the first smile of my day....

have a healthy week end

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    LOL!

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    lol!!!

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ANHELIC 11/2/2013 1:24AM

    emoticon God is Good!!!

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