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You're Too Old To Trick or Treat When.......

Thursday, October 31, 2013

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. (That would be my BIL)

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or............" and you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors SHOULD NOT go Trick or Treating.......

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway!

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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MARGEMF 11/2/2013 12:19AM

    And wishing you had a happy Halloween too. Thanx for posting. emoticon

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PATTISTAMPS 11/1/2013 11:59AM

    heh heh heh... I did wear my Halloween shirt, with the witch flying past the moon and a pumpkin on it... does that count as a costume???

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FLYER99 10/31/2013 11:21PM


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SANDRALEET 10/31/2013 7:06PM

    getting there

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ARTJAC 10/31/2013 6:45PM


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FLAME42 10/31/2013 6:33PM

    Cute. Last night at the high school concert all the students dress up. The whole percussion section was based on Duck Dynasty...... Brandi was a "hipster", Cassie was a "hipster" (both play the sax) and Brianna was a bunch of grapes! Those big purple ballons were so cute.

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1CRAZYDOG 10/31/2013 6:22PM


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NEW-CAZ 10/31/2013 4:39PM

    Happy Halloween emoticon

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    emoticon Happy Halloween!

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TIGER_LILY_613 10/31/2013 4:04PM

  emoticon Happy Halloween ! emoticon

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PMFISH 10/31/2013 4:03PM


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BAMAJAM 10/31/2013 3:46PM

  LOL--- Power Ranger with a walker--- hahahaha

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MISSDAISY23 10/31/2013 3:46PM

    I am still laughing! Thank you for the much needed laughter! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
My daughter is a Twinkle Fairy and this would probably be her final year to trick or treat. After all, she is twelve and tall for her age. She is taller than me. Let me know what costumes your grand daughters have. Have an enjoyable evening!

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SHERYLDS 10/31/2013 3:38PM

    great ones......really have me grinning ear to ear

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TAYLORAFOX1 10/31/2013 3:33PM

    Very funny, number four is my favorite!

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SHKIRK 10/31/2013 3:29PM

  Very Cute !!. Seems like someone stays up to watch David Letterman. emoticon

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MARITIMER3 10/31/2013 3:28PM

    Really cute. I received it from one of my neighbors as well, and laughed each time.
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