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Thursday's Halloween Quote (with added value)

Thursday, October 31, 2013

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. ~ Linus Van Pelt in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
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What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.

What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.

What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.

How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire? So long, sucker!

What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet.

What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch.

How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.

How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night.
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    These are not as good as you usual.

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    Great, thank you!

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