Thursday, October 31, 2013
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. ~ Linus Van Pelt in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.
What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire? So long, sucker!
What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet.
What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch.
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night.