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Performance Reviews

Saturday, October 26, 2013

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom... and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere... but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far... and the sooner he starts, the better."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."


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MARJORIEWRIGHT 10/26/2013 9:47PM


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GARDENQE2 10/26/2013 4:28PM

    When I was writing reviews...some of these would have been appropriate!
Too bad I didn't think of them!!!
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NAYPOOIE 10/26/2013 12:45PM

    Love them!

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ROX525 10/26/2013 5:11AM

    These are really good!

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INCREDIBLYME 10/26/2013 4:31AM

    you hit the funny bone here emoticon

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