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Two Nuns and a Mini Dracula


Friday, October 25, 2013



Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off our car!"
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BA5454 8/18/2014 10:51AM

    I know this is an old post, but how could I not click on it when the title is "2 nuns and a mini-Dracula"? I'm still chuckling...thanks for the giggles this morning!

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MERILYNN1 6/17/2014 7:34PM

    I was a nun for almost ten years and NO "nun story" has ever made me laugh so hard. . .good thing I hadn't taken my water pill yet!!!!! Meri

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PICKIE98 11/21/2013 5:05PM

    Well, I hope you are happy now: I am Catholic and I just spewed water all over my desk and keyboard!!

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KLONG8 11/5/2013 2:18PM

    I didn't see that coming! Funny!

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 11/4/2013 10:09AM

    Lol!!!

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JOYCECAIN 11/1/2013 12:12PM

    I just love your blogs. I actually made it to Mass today. Take care. I am back ONLINE. Love.

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DESERTDREAMERS 10/28/2013 10:18AM

    Ooo, too funny!

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CASTIRONLADY 10/26/2013 9:15PM

    Great funny! Works for me.

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HICKOK-HALEY 10/25/2013 9:10PM

    Where do you find these? lol

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SOFEDUPP 10/25/2013 8:51PM

    That was awesome!!!

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MILLISMA 10/25/2013 8:26PM

    Ha, ha, ha....didn't see that one coming!!!! emoticon

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DORIS39 10/25/2013 4:53PM

   

CUTE...... emoticon

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BESCATS 10/25/2013 2:51PM

    That should do it ~ a "cursing nun" !! emoticon

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