Friday 10-25-2013 Assortment
Friday, October 25, 2013
A rabbi and a minister lived next door to each other, and they decided to buy a new car to share. The day after they bought it, the rabbi went out to the driveway to find the minister washing the car. The minister explained that he was pouring water on the car because according to his faith, it was customary to welcome a new member with the rite of baptism. The next day, the minister came outside to find the rabbi cutting off the end of the exhaust pipe.
How many championship rings does the National Football League give the winning Super Bowl team to distribute to its players and other organization members?
150. If a team wants more, they have to pay for them.
Quotes from Firefly and Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon
* “The two things that matter the most to me: emotional resonance and rocket launchers. Party of Five, a brilliant show that often made me cry uncontrollably, suffered ultimately from a lack of rocket launchers.”
* “You get so many people in Hollywood with incredible technical expertise who have nothing to say, or no idea of the importance of having something to say, or the importance of understanding what they’re saying.”
* “The greatest expression of rebellion is joy.”
On Dexter, serial killer Dexter’s boat is named Slice of Life.