Tuesday, October 22, 2013
What did the girl say when a nerd knocked on her front door?
“Look, it’s dork outside.”
What Hollywood leading lady pronounced Adrien Brody “a wet kisser” after he surprised her with a big smooch as she prepared to hand him his Best Actor Oscar in 2003?
Halle Berry. Brody won the Oscar for his performance in The Pianist.
If Jackie Gleason patted his stomach on The Honeymooners, it meant he had forgotten his lines.