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This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one.
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says, 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.

Tech support: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK!

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes.

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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CLAIREINPARIS 10/27/2013 5:42PM

    emoticon Oh this is just wonderful! Thank you!

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ALEXSGIRL1 10/23/2013 7:18PM

    emoticon some people

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FRANKLY5 10/23/2013 3:31PM

    cute again Anna. I think that I am that customer.
Fran

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HAWTGRANNY2014 10/23/2013 3:31PM

    That is funny but it can irritate you too LOL. Our cable was not working one day and the tech said" Are you sure it is plugged in?"
I know that we sometimes forget to do that but it was plugged in and he asked me if I was sure it was the right cord that I was checking. I am not a moron. By the time he got done asking me obvious questions I wanted to take his nose and shove it in the corner to see that everything was plugged in. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see which cord is plugged in.

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1BEACHWALKER 10/22/2013 2:01AM

    emoticon I was in customer service for years and that kind of thing -dealing with people like that did happen off and on!

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KELTIC-CARA 10/21/2013 3:42AM

    emoticon Excellent

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NORASPAT 10/20/2013 10:06PM

    emoticon I can relate to some of that I am still way behind in the tech lessons. Thanks I loved it HUGS Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ARTJAC 10/20/2013 9:45PM

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LITTLEWIND53 10/20/2013 8:10PM

    I am so techy unsavy but even I am not quite that bad and I'm vision impaired to boot! lol

Thanks for the chuckle....

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HIKETOHEIGHTS 10/20/2013 6:26PM

    now with bluetooth keyboards, no plugs any more. still funny though
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PHEBESS 10/20/2013 6:21PM

    LOL - some people don't deserve to own a computer, you know?

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MOM2ACAT 10/20/2013 5:27PM

    LOL!

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-SHAWN- 10/20/2013 4:27PM

    Silly girl...lol
My keyboards are wireless, this tech's advice wouldn't have helped me LOL!!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 10/20/2013 10:21AM

    LOL. It's practically me. I can't use my printer either. LOL.

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KANOE10 10/20/2013 10:06AM

    Cute. I am not a techie but forced to be one on the job.

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NANCYRUBIO 10/20/2013 9:27AM

    Thank you for reminding me of my earlier days. A long time ago!!

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