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First the Apple

Thursday, October 17, 2013


First the Apple
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren't you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police.”


Adam ate the apple, too!

Men will never learn!!
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LITTLEWIND53 10/19/2013 1:29AM

    Sneaky Woman!

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    emoticon have a great weekend

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-SHAWN- 10/18/2013 6:14PM

    What an awful woman...lol

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    Good one Anna!! emoticon

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    LoL!

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    LOL!!!

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A_ROBY 10/17/2013 10:21PM

    How funny! Thanks for the laugh this evening!

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    lol

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DIBANANA 10/17/2013 10:07PM

  Very funny. Clever woman!

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NORASPAT 10/17/2013 10:01PM

    I was wondering where that one ws gong. HUGS Pat in Maine. emoticon

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