Thursday 10-17-2013 Assortment
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Erin: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Aaron: I have no idea! Please, please tell me!
Erin: I’ll tell you tomorrow.
What now extinct flightless bird weighed close to a half-ton and stood 10 feet tall?
The elephant bird of Madagascar. A relative of the ostrich and emu, it’s believed to have been the largest bird ever. It disappeared soon after Madagascar was colonized in the 17th century. Scientists hope to bring the gigantic bird back through DNA extracted from eggshell fossils.
Fictional TV shows from The Simpsons
1. Are You Fatter Than a Fat Guy?
2. America’s Funniest Tornadoes
3. The Bohring World of Niels Bohr
4. Knightboat: The Crime-Solving Boat
5. Mystery Injection
6. That ’30s Show
7. Police Cops
8. President Clown
9. Admiral Baby
10. MTC: Monkey Trauma Center
Longest-running series with a predominantly female cast: The Facts of Life (1979–88).