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Words from Women

Saturday, October 12, 2013

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. - Roseanne

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" - Judy Tenuta

He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant. - Carol Leifer

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne

I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. - Sue Kolinsky

I think--therefore I'm single. - Lizz Winstead

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MARJORIEWRIGHT 10/28/2013 10:28AM

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SANDISOCAROLINA 10/12/2013 11:10PM

    Good ones!

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NAYPOOIE 10/12/2013 10:14PM

    Dolly's great.

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DOVESEYES 10/12/2013 9:53PM

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DALID414 10/12/2013 9:47PM

I love Dolly!

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