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New Alphabet for Seniors (Senior Humor)

Thursday, October 10, 2013




A is for apple, and B is for boat, . . .
That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The New "Senior" Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;



B's the bad back,

C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?




D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention,

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.



H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,



K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L's for libido, what happened to sex?



M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!



Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow;



V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W is for worry, now what's going 'round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is for another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest I still have--- in my mind!






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1GR8FULGAL 10/15/2013 12:37PM

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SARAHTAIT 10/15/2013 12:07PM

    thanks...so cute!

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PAMNANGEL 10/14/2013 8:13PM

    Yep! emoticon

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BONNIEMARGAY 10/11/2013 3:35PM

    Fun!

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STR458 10/11/2013 12:10PM

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FUNLOVEN 10/11/2013 10:44AM

    This is great! I can't figure out which picture I like best - LOL! Thanks for the laugh, Cathy.

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NELLJONES 10/11/2013 7:38AM

    Cute.

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SMIDGON 10/11/2013 7:26AM

    Love it, Cat

Hugs,
Janet

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PMRUNNER 10/11/2013 6:54AM

    very funny, thanks for sharing!


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MOIRA2 10/11/2013 5:42AM

    emoticon blog! I laughed because a lot of this is me. There's nothing like the original equipment, is there? emoticon

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LADYIRISH317 10/10/2013 10:37PM

    Love it!

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BIGPAWSUP 10/10/2013 10:31PM

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KARRENLYNN 10/10/2013 7:56PM

    I like this alphabet and the cartoons!

Have a great day!

Karen

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2BDYNAMIC 10/10/2013 7:52PM

    Great! It gives us all something to look forward to ......... lol
I like what BAMAJAM wrote a few posts back ..... I think I liked 25-32 best! emoticon

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GABY1948 10/10/2013 7:14PM

    This was emoticon ! Perked up my day!

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1CRAZYDOG 10/10/2013 6:19PM

    LOL!

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WALLAHALLA 10/10/2013 5:18PM

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SIMPLELIFE4REAL 10/10/2013 5:02PM

    Thanks for sharing this!

Birthdays are something to be celebrated and treasured.

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FIT4MEIN2013 10/10/2013 4:57PM

    This is darling!

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MERRYMARY42 10/10/2013 4:54PM

    great alphabet, I will copy this one and send around, Thanks

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BESCATS 10/10/2013 4:27PM

    emoticon Much of this sounds a lot like me, but hoping my good eating and exercise will help delay some of it.

Very funny, thanks for sharing. emoticon emoticon

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BAMAJAM 10/10/2013 4:23PM

  I hate being an old person--- Trouble is, nobody sees the value of old folks,--except old folks!! The age I would choose----- 32 ---- 32 forever!! ( I would joyfully trade my senior discount for that age!)

Thanks for the smiles here! LOL

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KALANTHA 10/10/2013 3:57PM

    Cute!

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KELLIEBEAN 10/10/2013 3:50PM

    I'm at work and trying not to laugh out loud! This was great!

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MAGGIEVAN 10/10/2013 3:50PM

    I would be thirty-something, I think. Or 96 when I did not sleep well. Ha-ha! I love the question. Thanks for sharing.

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4CONNIESHEALTH 10/10/2013 3:47PM

    very funny!


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