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New Alphabet for Seniors (Senior Humor)

Thursday, October 10, 2013




A is for apple, and B is for boat, . . .
That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The New "Senior" Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;



B's the bad back,

C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?




D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for farting and fluid retention,

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.



H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,



K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L's for libido, what happened to sex?



M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!



Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow;



V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W is for worry, now what's going 'round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is for another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest I still have--- in my mind!






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