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Thursday 10-10-2013 Assortment

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Teacher: Did your father write this essay for you, Michael?
Michael: No, ma’am. He started it, but my mom had to write the whole thing over again.
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What does the squirting cucumber plant squirt?

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Seeds and slimy fluid—as far as 20 feet. The strange plant, native to the Mediterranean region, looks like a normal cucumber, but as it ripens it begins filling up with a slimy juice that builds such intense pressure inside the cucumber that it shoots off its stalk, spewing seeds and fluid in its wake.
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Boomhauer (King of the Hill)

Even devoted King of the Hill fans have a hard time understanding Hank Hill’s fast-talking, drawling friend Boomhauer. To voice the character, actor Mike Judge did an impression of an irate caller who left a message about his show Beavis and Butt-Head on his answering machine in the early 1990s. The message went something like this: “I tell you what, man, that dang ol’ Beavis and Butt-Head talkin’ crazy, man, blowin’ up stuff and killin’ frogs with bats, man, and that’s messed up and you should be shamed o’ yerself, man.”
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M*A*S*H’s Corporal Klinger wore a size 14 in women’s dresses.
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MARILYNROBERT 10/10/2013 9:56PM

    Exploding cucumbers! emoticon emoticon

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PEGGYO 10/10/2013 8:31PM

    thanks

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PDSLIM 10/10/2013 3:33PM

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BEBARB149 10/10/2013 1:43PM

    Interesting. Goes to show how wonder-ful the world is. Thanks :-)

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/10/2013 9:00AM

    Wow. Where do you find all this information? Thanks for sharing. I would say I learn so much, but since I don't remember most of what I read,, well I guess I didn't learn so much but maybe I can say I knew it once upon a time?

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NANCYRUBIO 10/10/2013 8:25AM

    You fill my mind with trivia! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 10/10/2013 7:57AM

    cool, thanks. Klinger looked good too! lol

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LANNIEMANUEL 10/10/2013 7:22AM

    i love reading you post. keep up the good work

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