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THE PASTORS ASS


Tuesday, October 08, 2013

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
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SIMLIFY 10/12/2013 9:12AM

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KANOE10 10/9/2013 7:31AM

    Great humor and good advice.

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SLIMMERKIWI 10/9/2013 5:17AM

    THAT WAS BRILLIANT :-)
xxx

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TWEETYKC00 10/9/2013 5:02AM

    lol

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SAM60SUMTHINK 10/8/2013 11:58PM

    Soooo funny!!
Thank you for a great chuckle, Anna!!!


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FRAN0426 10/8/2013 11:14PM

    Thanks for giving me a great chuckle tonight.

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NORASPAT 10/8/2013 10:44PM

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Funny and wise, emoticon
ANNA, That was a very good read, Loved it Pat in Maine.

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FRANKLY5 10/8/2013 9:20PM

    LOL Anna you did it again. Too Funny and excellent advice. Thanks for visiting my Blog yesterday, I forget about tuna.
fran

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WENDYJM4 10/8/2013 8:17PM

    so true emoticon

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PHEBESS 10/8/2013 5:46PM

    LOL!

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LITTLEWIND53 10/8/2013 3:39PM

    Good 'un....... lol

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JOANNANOW 10/8/2013 3:13PM

    What great advice! I'm still smiling! Love it! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 10/8/2013 2:47PM

    Thank you for the laughter.

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GARDENQE2 10/8/2013 11:47AM

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And so true!

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BATCHICK 10/8/2013 10:40AM

    teehee

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MORTICIAADDAMS 10/8/2013 9:09AM

    ROFLM(youknowwhat)off!!

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NOTANINJA 10/8/2013 9:03AM

    emoticon Hilarious!!

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RDEE22 10/8/2013 9:00AM

    I'm going to bed with a big smile. Thanks Anna! emoticon

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