Push that Tush -- The Voice of Reason
Sunday, October 06, 2013
I took a run to the supermarket last night....I wanted ice cream.
I got there and I told myself...only pick up a pint
I looked at the selection and I told myself...get one with no corn syrup
I looked at those options and I asked myself...what is guar gum
I walked around the store and I asked myself...what the heck are you doing
I found the aisle with the peanuts and I picked up the jar
the sign said: "on sale $2 off"
I put back the ice cream...I got a bag of Apples
And last night I treated myself to some peanuts with apples and a pot of tea.
It's nice when your grown up side takes over and talks some sense into you.
...I hope the people in the supermarket who heard me talking to myself
think I had one of those ear phones.
Damn ... I should have thought of that sooner....
Have fun today
PUSH THAT TUSH