Sunday, October 06, 2013
Queen AmaranthaQ, Monarch of All She Surveyeth in Her Peaceful Little Realm Wherein One of the Chief Occupations beith Healthy Weight Maintenance Within a Desirable, Medically Approved, USDA Certified Great Weight Range and Healthy Fitness Management Within Proper Parameters ...
that she and her imaginary minions did this day trounce on down to the Grotto (walk-in closet) wherein resideth the Golden Scale o' Dietary Justice.
(We know the scale is green; there is no Golden Scale smilie on Spark!)
And, without further ado, said Queen & Minions did hop right on that scale and it did say that Her Majesty was, ta da, up .6 to 120.2.
That being a) a happy and healthy weight and b) within the MAGIC MAINTENANCE RANGE of 118-123, the Royal Data Collector did add it into the Royal Weight Maintenance o' The Queen Spreadsheet as a SUCCESS!
The Queen said, "Woot!"
Everyone went back to the Palace.
That. Is. All. There. Is. No. More.