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Sunday, October 06, 2013

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A local restaurant was so sure one of its waiters was the strongest man around that they offered a $1,000 bet that the waiter could squeeze a lemon so dry no one could get another drop out. Many people tried but no one was ever able to succeed.

One day a puny little man wearing a polyester suit and glasses came in and said, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter died down, the waiter grabbed the lemon and squeezed it until it was as dry as the desert. The crowd cheered.

The little man took the wrinkled remains and clenched it in his small fist. The crowd's roars turned to silence as six drops of juice fell.

"What do you do for a living?" the amazed crowd asked.

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."
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