Friday, October 04, 2013
On holiday in the tropics and liking the warm weather, a man settled down for a day's sunbathing. He fell asleep, and unfortunately his legs became sun burnt beyond belief. He could hardly stand the pain so decided to go to the doctor for treatment.
The doctor looked at his lobster coloured legs and shook his head. "I'm sorry we are such a small medical facility, I've really got nothing that will be of much help. However, try taking this just before bedtime..."
The doctor gave him one tablet of Viagra.
Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn, what's a Viagra tablet going to do?"
"Nothing for the sunburn," the doctor replied, "but it will keep the sheets off your legs."