Friday, October 04, 2013
An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident & were transported to Heaven. The faithful couple was recognised by St. Peter and escorted into the welcome centre, where they began to take in all the wonder and amazement of the place. St. Peter pointed out the food court and told them that they could of course eat anything and not wordy about their health. The husband especially started partaking of the pastries and desserts. The wife was amazed at the beauty, the peace and the joy she felt and commented over and over about what a nice place Heaven was and how happy she felt t
o be there. However, the husband began looking quite grim. His wife inquired what the problem was. The husband replied, "if it weren't for you and tourist bran muffins & health food, we'd probably have been here 15 years ago!"