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Thursday, October 03, 2013

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

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