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Bumper Snickers

Sunday, September 29, 2013

These are a little mean, and I wouldn't put them on my bumper, but love the sarcasmQ

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your butt?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk.

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT!

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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    RASPBERRY56......Me too!

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ROX525 9/29/2013 6:58AM

    Things you think of in your head sometimes and can't say out loud! LOL

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RASPBERRY56 9/29/2013 6:56AM

    Love 'em! Of course, my humor tends to run a bit on the snarky side, but still.........thank you for sharing!

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PICKIE98 9/29/2013 5:37AM

    Are those Maxine-isms?? I just read them the other day..funny

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