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A Laugh A Day

Thursday, September 26, 2013

A Tennessee state trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
"Got any ID?
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then, he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious that he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
Th passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares inn the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

Y'all kin say whut y'all want' about the South, But y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an movin North.

Have a good day, everyone!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
DRPOOH63 9/29/2013 2:42PM

    emoticon thanks!

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MJ7DM33 9/27/2013 11:13PM


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SHESMITH1 9/27/2013 8:56AM

    So real! Sounds like conversations I might hear at a family reunion! Love my South (an I ain't jus whislin dixie)!!
Thanks for sharing.

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MARGARITTM 9/27/2013 7:19AM

    We all talk "funny" .........especially when the other one is "from away"

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GOCALGAL 9/27/2013 7:07AM

    Great way to start the day! emoticon I am going to try and share them with my water aerobics class this morning but they will probably laugh more at my terrible attempts at an accent. emoticon emoticon

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2DAWN4 9/26/2013 11:39PM

    Thanks for the chuckle!

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UMBILICAL 9/26/2013 11:16PM

  Good medicine

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TIMOTHYNOHE 9/26/2013 11:11PM

    Now now now. Stop mocking people's accents.

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LOSE4LIFE47 9/26/2013 11:08PM


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