Thursday, September 26, 2013
A Tennessee state trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
"Got any ID?
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then, he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious that he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
Th passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares inn the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Y'all kin say whut y'all want' about the South, But y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an movin North.
Have a good day, everyone!