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A Bit of a Chuckle


Tuesday, September 24, 2013

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
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LOFLLAMA 9/25/2013 8:05PM

  OD

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FREEBIRD7100 9/25/2013 7:56PM

    ROTF!

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KOFFEENUT 9/25/2013 1:32AM

    This is why they say men are from Mars and women are from Venus!!!
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WHIMSICALSPRITE 9/24/2013 9:04PM

    Oh my... that seems like something my parents would do.

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SUNSHINE99999 9/24/2013 9:33AM

  that does not give me a good word picture. I hope your day is great! emoticon

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