Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Principal: What’s the matter, Tommy? Don’t you like going to school?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am, I enjoy going to school. I just can’t stand it once I get here.
What did science writer and sci-fi novelist Isaac Asimov say is “the most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries”?
Since today is Phil Hartman’s birthday, here’s a list of some films made by Troy McClure, his washed-up actor character on The Simpsons.
1. The President’s Neck Is Missing!
2. Give My Remains to Broadway
3. The Verdict Was Mail Fraud
4. Make-Out King of Montana
5. David vs. Super-Goliath
6. Gladys the Groovy Mule
7. Three Men and a Nuke
8. The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating
Phil Hartman designed the Crosby, Stills and Nash logo.