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Tuesday 9-24-2013 Assortment

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Principal: What’s the matter, Tommy? Don’t you like going to school?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am, I enjoy going to school. I just can’t stand it once I get here.
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What did science writer and sci-fi novelist Isaac Asimov say is “the most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries”?

“That’s funny.”
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Since today is Phil Hartman’s birthday, here’s a list of some films made by Troy McClure, his washed-up actor character on The Simpsons.

1. The President’s Neck Is Missing!

2. Give My Remains to Broadway

3. The Verdict Was Mail Fraud

4. Make-Out King of Montana

5. David vs. Super-Goliath

6. Gladys the Groovy Mule

7. Three Men and a Nuke

8. The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating
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Phil Hartman designed the Crosby, Stills and Nash logo.
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