Sunday, September 22, 2013
Allow that you would have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.
Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.
Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.
Ask the secretary if she'll sit on your lap during the interview.
After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.'