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Saturday, September 21, 2013

It was a cool september morning, with the promise of rain hanging in the air. The woman had many things on her mind, many chores to do, but was feeling positive and was ready to get to work. As she entered her kitchen, she made a mental list of the thing yet to do. She began her first task, to make a lemon cake, something she had done many times and was confident in her abilities. As she measured the ingredients, added them together in the bowl and sprinkled it with love, she hummed a happy little tune. She retreived her most important tool from the cupboard, a hand mixer, one that had served her well over the years. She plugged it in, inserted the first beater and then the second beater. Suddenly, the electric mixer turned on! The beaters came together in an attempt to strangle the woman by grabbing her pajama top and twisting and twisting. The woman tried in vain to turn off the mixer as the shirt twisted tighter and tighter, closer to her neck! The woman reached out as her life flashed before her eyes and pulled the plug from the outlet. The mixer instantly released it's grip and faded into nothingness. As the woman unwound her shirt from the grip of the beaters, she said aloud, "Not today, you ba$tard. Not today".
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REMEMBER2BME 12/15/2013 6:45AM

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THREEE 10/4/2013 11:04PM

    lucy, we now know where you are... emoticon

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TEENY_BIKINI 9/24/2013 11:51PM

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TREASURINGLIFE 9/23/2013 11:06AM

    Lol - dang those crazy mixers! :-)

- Michelle

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MELLYBEANS0919 9/22/2013 12:50AM

    Who knew electric mixers could be so dangerous! Glad you're ok!

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HGSGUY 9/21/2013 10:51PM

    We all have our methods of waking up in the morning, I think I will stick with coffee!

Glad you are okay!

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CANNIE50 9/21/2013 9:12PM

    Yowza! Perhaps a very subtle message about you and your (which is very similar to my own) twisted relationship with sugary delectable creations? In any case, I am SO glad you escaped and, boy oh boy Mama, you sure can tell a story! Love ya, doll!

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GRACEISENUF 9/21/2013 2:33PM

    Oh my! Sounds like a Sci-Fi movie to me.

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_BABE_ 9/21/2013 2:02PM

    Holy Moly!! Accidents in the home woman....be careful.

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HOLLYS_NEW_LIFE 9/21/2013 1:50PM

    Lol! Omg, too funny! I'm so glad that mixer didn't get the best of you!

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ENDUROVET 9/21/2013 1:18PM

    Whew! Close call!
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