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Definately NOT the original - Fifty Shades of Grey...............

Thursday, September 19, 2013

I am sure by now most people will have heard of Fifty Shades of Grey - the original - well this is NOT the original!!


FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "fifty shades of grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

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ILOVEROSES 9/21/2013 11:14AM

    Thank you for a great Pam Ayres poem! emoticon

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NASFKAB 9/20/2013 1:19AM

  took me a bit to get it but lovely thank you

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TORTILLAFLATS 9/19/2013 11:55PM

    Oh My---I had to giggle at that one! emoticon

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IMAYARNIE 9/19/2013 11:25PM

    Thanks for the laughs!

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GOANNA2 9/19/2013 10:45PM

    I love Pam Ayres. That is brilliant. Had a
much needed laugh. Thank you. emoticon

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LJCANNON 9/19/2013 10:21PM

    emoticon Better Than The Original!! LOL!!

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KATRINAKAT23 9/19/2013 9:55PM

  Loved it!! emoticon

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DEBIGENE 9/19/2013 8:57PM

    OMG !!!! ............ to darn funny !!!! Thanks for the laugh out loud !!!!

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SWTHNY- 9/19/2013 8:06PM

    That is a crack up!!!!!!! I care for seniors and the visuals were just to real. I will share it with my fav 82 yo she will love it!

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