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Airlines-Pt. 2

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
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RDEE22 9/19/2013 4:22AM

    Thanks for the smile! emoticon emoticon

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MOTLEM 9/18/2013 9:33PM

    Funny! The last one made me cackle the most! emoticon emoticon

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GRAMMYEAC 9/18/2013 9:30PM

    I appreciate when the flight crew has the confidence to step out of their professional strait-jackets and offer a bit of humanity in their remarks.

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MARCIEMCGOWAN 9/18/2013 9:24PM

    very funny. thanks.


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1CRAZYDOG 9/18/2013 8:26PM

    Too funny!

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2DAWN4 9/18/2013 8:24PM

    Thanks for the chuckle! I have flown many times and although most flight attendents are very professional, there have been a time or two where they used to humor to introduce the flight! Makes for a fun flight!

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