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Airlines-Pt. 1

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
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NSPIXIE 9/18/2013 5:27AM

    Thanks for the chuckle...

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MOTLEM 9/17/2013 7:48PM

    emoticon emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 9/17/2013 3:14PM

    LOL!!!! Sounds like a emoticon would be in order. LOL!

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MARCIEMCGOWAN 9/17/2013 3:13PM

    Thanks, loved the jokes

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NANA5504 9/17/2013 12:23PM

    LOL at the FA. Probably would not laugh if on the flight. Not until after I gained consciousness at least. Kathryn

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