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"How many of you love your husbands?"

Monday, September 16, 2013

In a morning Bible study, a group of women were studying how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

A few women answered today, some said yesterday, and some didn't remember.

The women were then asked to take their phones and send the text message, "I love you, sweetheart."

After a few minutes, the women were asked to exchange phones and read aloud the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who is this?
2. Uh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What did you do now?
7. ?!!???
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she?

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
DESERTDREAMERS 9/21/2013 10:45AM

    Sad, but funny at the same time.

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ALFBUNDY 9/19/2013 10:18AM

    I don't "text", so I would have to "OPT OUT" of this particular exercise! emoticon

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MISSDAISY23 9/18/2013 10:54PM


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PURPLELVR7 9/18/2013 6:49AM

    love your blog, too bad it is true.

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XXSOLA_FIDEXX 9/17/2013 6:47PM

    My husband and I hit a rough patch a couple of years ago and almost lost the marriage. After going through counseling with our pastor and healing and growing together, we pray together every morning before we start the day, and always take random moments throughout the day to remind each other how much we love each other.

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MARGARITTM 9/17/2013 2:26PM

    Really funny!

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PATJOONWW 9/17/2013 10:26AM

    My hubby kisses me goodbye every morning and tells me he loves me. Then I call him on my way to work and talk for 15 minutes and before we hang up I tell him to have a good day and we tell each other I love you.

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KAZZIE531 9/17/2013 9:46AM

    Very Cute........I guess some wife comments would be the same. Yes, sad but true! emoticon

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TULIPVIC 9/17/2013 8:07AM

    Funny....but sad too.

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JUSTLYLE 9/17/2013 7:56AM

    What a great exercise, it tells you what kind of society we live in today. FYI my GLBH of over 55 years and I tell each other daily "I love you". It sure makes for a better marriage. Skeeter emoticon

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2BDYNAMIC 9/17/2013 7:45AM

    Very hilareios!!!! emoticon

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NISSANGIRL 9/17/2013 7:40AM

    I love this!!! thanks so much for sharing!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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GARDENCHRIS 9/17/2013 7:25AM


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JENNY888 9/17/2013 2:06AM

    The responses don't surprise me. Very funny actually.

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NAYPOOIE 9/17/2013 12:33AM

    Yeah, I could see that. emoticon

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DALID414 9/16/2013 10:23PM

    emoticon #1

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WEARINGTHIN 9/16/2013 9:50PM

    Pretty funny. Glenn

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