Monday, September 16, 2013
A man walked into a barber shop and saw dozens of customers waiting. "Will you be long? he enquired.
"Afraid so, probably about two, maybe three hours. Just take a number."|
"Nah. I'll try tomorrow."
The next day there was still a long wait. "Another three hours?"
"Fraid so," said the barber.
"Ah well, I'll try again tomorrow."
The next day - the same dialog with the would-be customer leaving.
The barber looked over, "Harry, I'll give you a free haircut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."
Harry left and returned for his free cut.
"Well, where'd he go," the barber inquired.
"He went straight to your house."
It took seventy seven stitches to get Harry's ear back on properly.