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It takes a Scot......

Monday, September 16, 2013

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands and gazing out over a loch.


For several minutes they sat silently. Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."


"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."



The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."


"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed.
The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."



"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."




The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee and he blushed.
They gazed out over the loch some more before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."


The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, 'my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.'



"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.


Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
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DESERTDREAMERS 9/16/2013 8:41PM

    OMG! Didn't see that one coming emoticon

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    Well a debt is a debt, after all....... emoticon

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    hysterical!

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    LOL

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MAGGIEVAN 9/16/2013 4:23AM

    Very funny. Thanks for sharing. It made me smile.

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