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I Didn't Eat the Whole Thing!

Friday, September 13, 2013

I didn't even touch it! You can just stop chiding me over it!

Last night I had a vivid dream!
I was at the school carnival with my grandchildren. I won a raspberry Kringle in the raffle.

A Kringle, my friends, is a gigantic ring-shaped pastry. Made with lots of eggs and butter and filled with finely chopped nuts and fruit jam. At Christmastime, you can order one from Wisconsin for $20. It weighs 22 ounces. They say it's 18 servings.

I've never been one to binge, but for some reason, I ate the whole Kringle. I just carried it around with me and munched as I walked. I didn't even offer the kids a bite!

At that time I awoke and made a trip down the hall. I went right back to sleep, and picked up where I'd left off.

I felt terribly guilty for eating that whole Kringle. It was supposed to be my fast day! But I felt even worse when all my Sparkfriends ganged up on me! ALL OF YOU!!

You were really rough on me. I have never had so much scolding from so many people in my life. Shame, shame, shame!

To make matters worse, my stomach is a littly grumbly this morning. Guilty reaction?

I'm almost sure I didn't eat a whole Kringle during the night. emoticon

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KATHY98665 9/17/2013 12:39AM

    Aw, I would NEVER be mean to a emoticon ...maybe your dream means you are focused and dedicated to success. Don't even think about the eating the kringle part! emoticon

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STRINGI719 9/14/2013 5:46PM

    That is waaaaaaaay too funny!!! emoticon

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KAREN608 9/13/2013 7:51PM

    No calories in dream food, but I wonder if you were chewing in your sleep.
Talk about a sweet dream!
except for the dressing down parts .... all in the mind.

Guess this tells of your mental battles: wanting a whole pastry, huge,
and knowing you'll be letting yourself and everyone down if you
eat, the whole thing.

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TIGER_LILY_613 9/13/2013 2:31PM

  emoticon emoticon

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STONECOT 9/13/2013 2:14PM

    Is your pillow still on your bed? You didn't sleep eat that did you!

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    Never had a kringle - was your pillow still there in the morning? (You know the joke about someone dreaming of eating a big marshmallow, and missing his pillow in the morning.)

Comment edited on: 9/13/2013 1:06:24 PM

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RODGRODMEDFLOD 9/13/2013 11:53AM

    ooh, kringle is good. One of my kryptonites!

Thank goodness it was only a dream emoticon

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