I Didn't Eat the Whole Thing!
Friday, September 13, 2013
I didn't even touch it! You can just stop chiding me over it!
Last night I had a vivid dream!
I was at the school carnival with my grandchildren. I won a raspberry Kringle in the raffle.
A Kringle, my friends, is a gigantic ring-shaped pastry. Made with lots of eggs and butter and filled with finely chopped nuts and fruit jam. At Christmastime, you can order one from Wisconsin for $20. It weighs 22 ounces. They say it's 18 servings.
I've never been one to binge, but for some reason, I ate the whole Kringle. I just carried it around with me and munched as I walked. I didn't even offer the kids a bite!
At that time I awoke and made a trip down the hall. I went right back to sleep, and picked up where I'd left off.
I felt terribly guilty for eating that whole Kringle. It was supposed to be my fast day! But I felt even worse when all my Sparkfriends ganged up on me! ALL OF YOU!!
You were really rough on me. I have never had so much scolding from so many people in my life. Shame, shame, shame!
To make matters worse, my stomach is a littly grumbly this morning. Guilty reaction?
I'm almost sure I didn't eat a whole Kringle during the night.