Friday, September 13, 2013
From an email I was obviously meant to receive:
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never
"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.