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A Long Happy Life

Friday, September 13, 2013

From an email I was obviously meant to receive:

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on
his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never

"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
DEEGIRL50 9/28/2013 5:46AM

    emoticon I didn't see that one coming!

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SUSANOFROMUK 9/28/2013 4:53AM

    hahahaha, thanks Susan
Sue (UK)

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ESILBO 9/16/2013 4:05PM

    TOO FUNNY emoticon emoticon

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NASFKAB 9/13/2013 9:30AM

  loved it thanks

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HELEN_BRU 9/13/2013 8:12AM

    emoticon one!

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MOM1014 9/13/2013 8:11AM

    I didn't see it coming! emoticon Nice to start the day with a smile.

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