LB Girlfriend - that was awesome yesterday, wasn't it?
RB Oh yeah it was. Can you believe how tired we were? And we went to the gym anyway?!?
LB I know. I didn't think that could ever happen. I mean - Not just tired but we'd just had that uber-relaxing manicure - we didn't have to go back to work! How did we do that anyway? I mean .. how did you do it. I know I can always make the rules, but you have to follow them. What happened?
RB I don't know. I think that Other Self, you know, the one who's made up of both of us? I heard her whisper "When you start asking yourself if you *REALLY* want to go to the gym - that's when you need to go the most."
LB Oh yeah. I did hear her say that. That's when I felt you turn the steering wheel to the left.
RB Yeah. I remember. There wasn't any choice in the matter after that.
LB She must really love us
RB I guess she does.
LB Of course - that's easy since we're so lovable, right?