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Joke of the Day!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.
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PATRICIA441 9/12/2013 2:25PM

  Thank Goodness I have never drank or smoked! lol

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AWESOMECHELZ 9/12/2013 2:09PM

    I have heard this before and I still laugh out loud! emoticon Thanks for the laugh and the smile. emoticon

Love, Chelsea

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    lol.

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SUGARSMOM2 9/12/2013 12:01PM

  tell my grandkids all the time . they don't believe me . to young to think that they are never going to be heavy . god bless them I hope they are right .made me laugh .

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  lol

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    Oh my!

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LITTLEGUYSMOM1 9/12/2013 11:22AM

    another good one!

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LEEWORD 9/12/2013 11:21AM

    Thanks for the smile!

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    Ha, ha!

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    Yep!

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