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One Blonde To Another


Thursday, September 12, 2013



A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
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TEALHAWK1 4/24/2014 5:22PM

    Too funny!

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MAUREENIE1 11/7/2013 7:10AM

    So hilarious! emoticon

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SENATOR9 10/25/2013 12:54AM

    blonde jokes are great

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ELIZACG9 10/18/2013 11:24AM

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GRAYLADY13 10/14/2013 10:20PM

    Wonderful funny joke! Thanks for a good laugh!

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DEQUINTA 10/3/2013 4:37AM

    emoticon too cute! my laugh for the day!

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IMEMINE1 10/2/2013 9:05AM

    Good one! LOL! emoticon

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CATIATM 10/1/2013 12:45PM

    Too cute!

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REXTINE1 9/28/2013 2:17PM

    Good one.

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PURPLEPEONY 9/22/2013 10:51PM

    @ ALDEBARANIAN
you must be blonde too... emoticon

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PURPLEPEONY 9/22/2013 10:48PM

    emoticon ha ha! emoticon

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HICKOK-HALEY 9/22/2013 2:30AM

    hehe

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GERIKRAGH 9/21/2013 1:40PM

    That's great!

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JOYCECAIN 9/21/2013 1:35PM

    I loved this.

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DOLLYHOLLY 9/17/2013 10:10PM

    emoticon Too funny!

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DORIS39 9/17/2013 9:08PM

   

LOL.

GLAD I'M NOT A BLOND

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WILDKAT781 9/17/2013 2:12PM

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 9/16/2013 10:26PM

    Haha

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ARTJAC 9/15/2013 5:32AM

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REMEMBER_THIS 9/14/2013 10:37PM

    Too cute! Thanks!

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JTREMBATH 9/13/2013 10:15PM

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KATHRYNLP 9/13/2013 9:35AM

    "sigh"

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ALDEBARANIAN 9/12/2013 9:47PM

    :\ I don't get it.

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LINDAK25 9/12/2013 8:29PM

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SIRENALEANNE 9/12/2013 4:46PM

    BWAHAHAHAHA emoticon

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3016DEBRA 9/12/2013 2:25PM

  emoticon Great!!!

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MILLISMA 9/12/2013 12:13PM

    Ha, ha...didn't see that coming!!! emoticon

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BESCATS 9/12/2013 11:45AM

    emoticon A need another drink for that one !! emoticon

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TEALHAWK 9/12/2013 11:41AM

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GK1963 9/12/2013 11:11AM

    Oh My!

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/12/2013 10:57AM

    Nooooo! emoticon

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