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Should Have Taken The Train

Monday, September 09, 2013



A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"






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_CYNDY55_ 9/14/2013 12:23AM

    Too emoticon !!!
THE emoticon emoticon HARE Force Pilot!!
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ARTJAC 9/11/2013 7:14PM

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CHERIRIDDELL 9/11/2013 1:12AM

    Sending these to my husband's Air force Squadron !

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/10/2013 8:23PM

    I think I'd have peed myself emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 9/9/2013 4:40PM

    Dig that crazy rabbit! Hahahaha~

Now that's another good reason why I don't fly. emoticon emoticon BB~ emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 9/9/2013 1:57PM

    Very good!

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PAMBWS 9/9/2013 10:49AM

    Love the pilot!


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LJOYCE55 9/9/2013 10:32AM

  love the bunny

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MILLISMA 9/9/2013 9:51AM

    Yup, I probably would have had to change my pants also!!!! emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 9/9/2013 9:32AM

    cute

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SHARJOPAUL 9/9/2013 9:08AM

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OLDERDANDRT 9/9/2013 8:54AM

    LOL!!! Thanks for the laughs!! ((HUGS))

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JEWELMAKER1 9/9/2013 8:47AM

    Great way to start a Monday!

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LODESTONE 9/9/2013 8:39AM

    Too funny. I love to start the day with a snort...... of humor, that is!

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PYNETREE 9/9/2013 8:00AM

   

emoticon Thanks for the grin this morning!

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JEANNETTE59 9/9/2013 7:50AM

  emoticon emoticon ........Gotta love the bunny!

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WINE4GIRL 9/9/2013 7:04AM

    Funny!
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DARJR50 9/9/2013 6:39AM

  cute

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