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PART 2-sorry I was busy cooking a Fuhrman soup!

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

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Same goes for pants with waistlines of less than 40. When my larger than life clothes are tightening, I know it's time for a change.

#3: The Mansierre (or Bro) episode of Seinfeld stops being funny.

Because, like Frank Costanza, I too could use a tad more support...up there.

#2: A wrestling match with your kids clocks in shorter than the commercials aired between evening news segments.

I need the remainder of that annoying Cialis ad to catch my breath…and to slurp a little of my supersized Pepsi.

#1: I know I need to lose weight when I play Dracula and avoid mirrors at all costs.

Hey, it's easier to remain in denial if I don't have to come face-to-face with those chipmunk cheeks that sort of resemble mine...only much heavier!

Please don’t get mad at me for picking on a fat person—I am that fat person. But I won’t let this knowledge mire me in the sadness and depression that leads to inaction. So laugh a little, and smile too. With the proper motivation and support, a little exercise and some healthier food choices, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
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ARTJAC 9/4/2013 11:56PM

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COCK-ROBIN 9/3/2013 8:40PM

    Wonderful!

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CRAFTSFAN1 9/3/2013 7:39PM

    I was wondering why I was avoiding the mirrors at all costs. I thought that I had a huge psychological problem. Thank you for giving me the answer. I feel relieved that it was just a weight problem.

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BELDONDOG1 9/3/2013 6:22PM

    Are you picking on a fat person? I'm sure glad you weren't talking about me, because I'm thin or I think I am---I've already played Dracula--no mirrors!


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2HAMSDIET 9/3/2013 6:02PM

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STITCH4EVER 9/3/2013 4:01PM

    WOW! SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE IT BAD. I HOPE IT ISN'T CATCHING! I HAVE ENOUGH OF MY OWN.

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HIKETOHEIGHTS 9/3/2013 2:46PM

    Everyone should laugh at themselves, even fat folk! If you don't someone else will and you will miss the fun.

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SANDRALEET 9/3/2013 2:18PM

    Yes we are a funny lot or we would not be here for years

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