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WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?

Monday, September 02, 2013

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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PDSLIM 9/3/2013 5:14PM

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GARDENCHRIS 9/3/2013 9:00AM

    emoticon good one!

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IMREITE 9/3/2013 12:43AM

    the funny thing is menards (llike home depot) cells frozen pizzas and brats in the summer.

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ANDYLIN90 9/3/2013 12:05AM

    Very funny!!

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HELEN_BRU 9/2/2013 11:34PM

    Priceless!

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